ebay and ebony

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ebay and ebony is when two people with at least one black person go from watching videos to doing the nasty in the same room.

'Hey, let's do ebay and ebony tonight.' 'You sure?' 'I'm black, I'm sure.'

'Ebay and ebony? I thought we were just watching movies.' 'You're watching me, baby.'

He said ebay and ebony. I said 'I'm not doing that. I'm not even dressed.' He said 'You're dressed for me.'

ebay and ebony is like a cheap date but with more sweat and less money.

'You want to do ebay and ebony?' 'I only got $5. But I got a lot of sweat.'

She said 'Let's do ebay and ebony.' He said 'I don't have a date. I have a debt.'

Ebay and ebony is the only time I pay with my body and my credit card.

ebay and ebony is when you go from watching shows to getting shows in the same room.

'I said ebay and ebony. I didn't say I was gonna get a tattoo.'

They said ebay and ebony. I said 'I'm not doing that. I'm not even done with my lunch.'

Ebay and ebony is when your Netflix is on, and your pants are off.

ebay and ebony is like a black version of a cheap date, but with more drama and less change.

'Ebey and ebony? I thought we were going to the store.' 'We are. We're buying each other.'

He said ebay and ebony. I said 'I'm not doing that. I'm not even finished with my coffee.'

Ebey and ebony is when your Netflix is on, and your Netflix is off.

ebay and ebony is when two people with at least one black person go from watching shows to doing shows in the same room.

'Ebey and ebony? I thought we were just going to the movies.' 'We are. We're going to the movies in your room.'

She said 'Ebey and ebony. No more movies.' He said 'No more movies. Just me.'

Ebey and ebony is when your show is on, and your show is on you.

ebay and ebony is like a discount date but with more work and less cash.

'Ebey and ebony. I only got $3. But I got a lot of work.'

He said 'Ebey and ebony.' I said 'I'm not doing that. I'm not even done with my job.'

Ebey and ebony is when your Netflix is on, and your Netflix is on your body.