Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Wanking to smut on the Internet or getting live sex from some random person online.

I was ebating for three hours and still had time to eat my dinner.

He was ebating so hard he forgot his own name.

She was ebating while her dog was eating her shoes.

2

A Russian swear word that means the worst kind of fuck.

When I failed my test, I yelled, 'Pizdets!' and threw my pencil at the teacher.

He said, 'Pizdets!' when his dog ate his homework.

She said, 'Pizdets!' when her phone died during a Zoom call.

3

A super rude Russian word that only rich people use to talk about things that are weird and confusing.

He said, 'Blyat!' when his dad drove a truck through his living room.

She yelled, 'Blyat!' when her pet goldfish died.

He said, 'Blyat!' when he found out his mom had a second job.

4

A joke about someone who can talk their way out of anything, even if they're lying through their teeth.

He said, 'Take away the D and see who you really are!' and then he said, 'I'm still the best!'

She laughed when someone said, 'Take away the D and see who you really are!' and said, 'I still win!'

He said, 'Take away the D and see who you really are!' and then he said, 'I still have the best hair.'

5

A Russian word that literally means 'fuck' and is used when you're really, really mad.

He said, 'Ebat!' when his sister took his last cookie.

She screamed, 'Ebat!' when her cat knocked over her juice.

He yelled, 'Ebat!' when his phone broke during a video call.

6

A gangster who rapes old guys and scares handicapped people just for fun.

He raped an old man and then laughed at him.

He stalked a handicapped person and made them cry.

He raped an old guy and then took his money.

7

A guy who speaks so close to his mic he sounds like he's about to kiss it, but still yells like he's at a concert.

He talked so close to his mic, it looked like he was about to bite it.

He was so close to his mic, he could have kissed it.

He spoke so close to his mic, it looked like he was about to scream into it.