ebates

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A Russian swear word that means "fuck." It"s like yelling at your mom for burning your dinner.
"I just saw my ex and I feel like ebat."
"This test is so hard, I want to ebat."
"He spilled coffee on me, I ebat."
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A Russian word that is super rude. You use it when you are mad at something weird or when you are being a total jerk.
"I got a D on my math test, I ebat."
"My dog ate my homework, I ebat."
"He called me a baby, I ebat."
3
Looking at porn on the Internet and getting a hard-on. It"s like being in a hot bath.
"I was ebatting for two hours."
"I got caught ebatting by my mom."
"I ebat all night and I"m still tired."
4
A joke about someone who talks a lot and makes up wild stories. They"re like a liar with a microphone.
"He ebated me into thinking I was a superhero."
"She ebated me into buying a whole pizza."
"He ebated me into thinking I was the president."
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A Russian swear word that means "fuck." It is like shouting at your little brother for stealing your snack.
"He took my last cookie, I ebat."
"I ebat because my phone died."
"I ebat because my dog pooped on my shoe."
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A tough guy who rapes old men and stalks handicapped people. He"ll chase you down just for fun.
"That ebat guy chased me down the street."
"He ebated my grandpa."
"He ebated my neighbor and now she won"t come out."
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A guy who talks way too close to his mic and sounds like he"s whispering from the other side of the universe.
"He ebated me with his mic so close."
"I can"t hear him, he ebated me."
"His ebatting was so bad, I fell asleep."
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