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My cousin at family dinner. He ate three plates and said nothing.

My friend during group project meetings. He just nodded like he was high.

My mom when I told her I failed math. She looked at me like I’d personally ruined her day.

My brother at the end of a video game. He just sat there like he’d been tortured.

My teacher during my rant about why I hate homework. She just smiled like she’d heard it all before.

My dad when I asked for a second slice of pizza. He just stared at me like I was asking for the moon.

My dog after I yelled at him for eating my homework. He just looked at me like I’d lost my mind.

My friend during my big cry about my ex. He just sat there like he was waiting for me to finish.

My brother when I told him I got a D. He just shrugged like he’d seen it all before.

My sister during my presentation. She just sat there like she was trying to make me fail.

My friend during my rant about my job. He just blinked like he was trying to escape.

My uncle at my wedding. He said nothing and just drank like it was his job.

My boss when I messed up the report. He just stared at me like he was about to fire me.

My friend during my big confession. He just smiled like he knew something I didn’t.

My mom when I told her I got a tattoo. She just looked at me like I’d gone insane.