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A Russian word that means ‘fuck’ and is used like ‘pizdets’ when things go from bad to worse.
I tripped on a banana peel and landed in a puddle. Ebat!
My dog ate my homework. Ebat!
My ex just texted me. Ebat!
ebat
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A gangsta who rapes old men and stalks handicapped people like it’s his full-time job.
He followed the old man for a week before attacking him.
He stalks the handicapped guy just for laughs.
He raped three old men in one day. Ebat!
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A rude Russian word used when things get weird or when you're about to have sex.
I saw my teacher doing the cha-cha in the hallway. Ebat!
He just said ‘ebat’ and ran out of the room.
She used it before we had sex. Ebat!
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When you jerk off to Internet porn or watch people have sex online.
He was ebat-ing to a video of a dancing cat.
She watched cybersex for three hours straight.
He got a boner watching a video of a dancing cat.
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A joke about someone being a debator, but when you take away the D, it’s just a silly word.
He said I was a debator, but I’m just a dumbass.
Take away the D, and you’re not a debator anymore.
He said I was a debator, but I’m just a moron.
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A Russian word that literally means ‘fuck’ and is used in the worst situations.
I just failed my test. Ebat!
My dog ran away. Ebat!
I got kicked out of school. Ebat!
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A man who speaks so close to his mic he’s almost touching it, but his mouth is like a mile away.
He talks so close to the mic, it’s like he’s about to kiss it.
His mouth is 4 feet away from the mic, but his mic is 3mm from his mouse.
He speaks like he’s whispering to the mic, but he’s yelling at the wall.