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A guy who’s hot enough to make your ex jealous but too chicken to admit he likes you. He’s loyal, honest, and a total jerk. He’s got black hair and Asian genes. He’s good in bed because he can read a woman like a dirty magazine.
Hey bro, why you still single? You’re hot and you know it.
You’ve been checking my texts for weeks. What’s your deal?
You’re the reason my ex broke up with me.