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You’re a goat who got kicked out of heaven and back into hell.
You’re the worst goat I’ve ever seen.
You’re like a goat with a bad attitude and no pants.
You’re the goat who failed math and still thinks he’s a genius.
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You’re a goat who’s been living in a trash can for 10 years.
You smell like old pizza and regret.
You’re the goat who cried during the goat parade.
You’re the goat who tried to be a rockstar and failed.
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You’re a goat who thinks he’s the king of the jungle, but he’s just the king of the trash heap.
You’re the goat who tried to rule the jungle and got eaten by a bear.
You’re the goat who failed the throne test.
You’re the goat who got kicked out of the castle for eating the king’s cookies.