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A guy with a long and thick meatstick that could beat up a donkey
Hey Ebastia, your willy is so big I think it's gonna break the internet
Your cock is longer than my commute
Ebastia, I swear your penis has its own ZIP code
Ebastia
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A guy who acts like a complete idiot but secretly feels like a broken heart
Ebastia, you’re pretending to be fine but I know you’re crying in the shower
He’s got a smile but his heart’s been stepped on
He says he’s okay but his feelings are like a leaking tire
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A guy with a tiny wiener but he’s got the humor to make up for it
Ebastia, your cock is smaller than my grandma’s nose
He’s got the laugh of a thousand monkeys
He’s so small but he’s got the punchlines of a king
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A loud mouth who’s got nothing better to do than make you insane
Ebastia is like a mosquito in my ear
He’s the reason I have a headache at 8 in the morning
He’s the worst kind of annoying, like a broken radio on repeat
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A guy with a huge meatstick who loves to party like it’s 2019
Ebastia’s cock is so big it’s got its own dance moves
He’s the king of the nightclub
He’s got the penis and the personality to match
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A guy who acts like a total piece of garbage
Ebastia is the worst, like a bad pizza
He’s the kind of guy who would cheat on his mom
He’s so annoying I want to throw him out the window