ebass

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A gigantic piece of shit who thinks he's the king of the world but looks like a wet sock that’s been left in the sun.

My cousin is ebass. He walks in like he owns the place, but his face is like a melted crayon.

Ebass showed up to the party wearing a tuxedo and a banana. No one asked him to come.

My teacher called me ebass because I took a dump in the hallway and didn’t clean it up.

A faggot who thinks he’s a wizard and tries to stick his dick in everyone’s ass.

Ebass tried to cast a spell on me with a glitter wand. It didn’t work, and now I have glitter in my hair.

Ebass walked into the restaurant wearing a wizard hat and a cape. The waiter asked if he was done yet.

Ebass sent me a message saying he was coming to my house to ‘cast a spell’ on my mom.

A total loser who laughs at his own jokes and throws cupcakes at people like it’s a war.

Ebass threw a cupcake at my face during math class. I got frosting in my calculator.

At the concert, ebass showed up with a cupcake launcher and started attacking the crowd.

Ebass tried to explain a joke about cupcakes for 10 minutes. No one got it.