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A face only a mother could love and a body only a dog would chase
He walked into the room and the lights dimmed out of respect.
His face is so bad it made my grandma cry.
He tried to flirt with my dog and it ran away screaming.
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So ugly he makes the moon look like a beauty pageant winner
He showed up to the party and the DJ stopped the music.
He tried to kiss my sister and she fainted.
He walked into the mirror and it broke out of fear.
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The kind of ugly that gives you nightmares and makes your breakfast taste like regret
He sat next to me and my cereal turned into a funeral.
He came to my house and my cat ran away.
He walked in and my mom said, 'I’ve seen ghosts look better.'