eBargh

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eBay is the place where you pay too much for stuff you don’t need and then wonder why your life is a mess.

I bought a toaster for $50 on eBay and it doesn’t even toast.

My cousin sold his grandma’s wedding ring on eBay for $10.

I spent $200 on a used blender that only makes smoothies.

argh is what a pirate says when everything goes wrong and they have no idea why.

I dropped my sword in the ocean and yelled, 'argh!'

The ship sank and I said, 'argh!'

My parrot stole my treasure map and I said, 'argh!'

eBargh is when you’re a pirate who’s mad about paying too much for stuff on eBay.

I bought a sword on eBay for $100 and it broke. 'eBargh!' I yelled.

I paid $50 for a hat that looks like a sock. 'eBargh!' I said.

I sold my ship on eBay for $10 and yelled, 'eBargh!'