Ebanie

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Ebanie is a hot mess of beauty and madness. She'll laugh in your face when you're crying and will stay with you even when you're being a total idiot.

Ebanie laughed at my failed math test like it was the best joke ever. I still don't get why.

She showed up at my hospital room just to tell me she was gonna eat my leftovers.

I cried during my mom's funeral and Ebanie made me laugh so hard I almost peed my pants.

Ebanie is a hilarious, slightly evil, softie who will make you smile even when you’re about to punch someone.

Ebanie texted me a picture of my ex with a hot dog and said, 'This is your new life.'

She made me laugh so much during my speech that the teacher thought I was faking it.

She teased my crush so hard he cried, and I had to help him wipe his face.

Ebanie is a bookworm who reads like it’s a competition and will dance in your face until you join her.

She read a whole book in one day and then made me dance with her in the hallway.

She texted me, 'I just finished a book and now I’m dancing. Come join me or I’ll tell your crush you’re fat.'

She read so fast I thought she was trying to beat the library’s record.

Ebanie is shy at first, but once she gets going, she’s a total clown who can’t stand being told off.

She was so shy in class that she hid behind me, but when the teacher called on her, she said, 'I don’t know the answer and I’m not going to pretend.'

She got told off for laughing at a joke that was literally just a sentence.

She would hide in the library when she was being yelled at and then texted me, 'I’m not dead, I just need a break.'

Ebanie is the kind of girl who’ll be your friend for life and will laugh at your worst moments.

She stayed with me when I failed my driving test and said, 'You’re not a failure, you’re just a funny one.'

She cried with me when my dog died and then laughed when I tried to dress him up like a superhero.

She told me, 'You’re not weird, you’re just interesting.' And I believed her.

Ebanie is a beautiful girl with friends who love her and will laugh at anything.

She laughed so hard at my bad joke that I got a standing ovation from the whole class.

She made my friend cry with a joke about her ex and then said, 'He’s not worth it.'

She told me, 'You’re not funny, but you’re trying, and that’s what matters.'

Ebanie is a hot girl who’s amazing in bed, funny, and will make you go crazy.

She told me, 'You’re not funny, but you’re cute, and that’s enough for me.'

She made me laugh so hard during our first date that I almost fell off the couch.

She said, 'You’re not going to make it through this night without laughing.' And I didn’t.