Ebangha

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An Ebangha is a woman from Mamfe who talks to God like He's her ex. She’s got a kid’s attitude, loves dancing like it’s a holy war, and would sacrifice her left foot for her family. She’s all about love, but also a little bit of drama.
My Ebangha aunt danced at my wedding like she was trying to win a bet with God.
She texted me: 'I'm praying for you, but if you fail again, I'm going to dance until I die.'
At the church, she cried so hard during the sermon, the pastor thought she was possessed.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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An Ebangha is a woman from Mamfe who’s got God on speed dial. She’s got a heart of gold, but also a mouth of fire. She’ll sing at the top of her lungs and never let her family down, even if they’re all crazy.
She sang in church so loud, the priest had to ask her to stop.
She told her son, 'If you don’t marry that girl, I’ll dance until I pass out.'
She prayed for her brother’s job interview and then cursed the interviewer for being rude.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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An Ebangha is a woman from Mamfe who’s got a holy spirit and a holy temper. She’ll dance for joy, scream at God for help, and always choose her family over everything, even her sanity.
She danced in the street when her grandson was born, and the neighbors thought it was a party.
She screamed at the sky, 'I need a miracle, or I’m going to die of stress!'
She told her daughter, 'If you don’t come home for Christmas, I’ll never speak to you again.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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