ebane

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Ebane is when you get fucked so hard by a Bulgarian that your ass is screaming, your brain is melting, and your mom is calling the cops because she heard you yelling like a dying goat.
My cousin got ebane by a Bulgarian and now he’s too embarrassed to eat pizza.
I saw my neighbor ebane by a Bulgarian and he was crying like a baby.
My dog got ebane by a Bulgarian and now he thinks he’s a human.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Ebane is a man who looks like a god, dances like a demon, and will take your virginity while you’re still wearing your pants.
My friend went to a club and got ebane by a man who looked like a superhero.
My sister said she got ebane by a guy who had a six-pack and a smile that could make you fall in love.
My uncle said he got ebane by a guy who had a laugh that could shake the Earth.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Ebane is a guy who loves you like a brother, but if you mess with him, he’ll beat you up so hard your nose will go to the moon.
My friend got ebane by a guy who said he would protect him no matter what.
My brother said he got ebane by a guy who was so loyal, he’d die for him.
My cousin got ebane by a guy who was a warrior and would fight anyone who messed with him.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Ebane is a kid who sits in the corner eating chips, has no friends, and probably eats his own hair for breakfast.
My little brother is an ebane and he eats chips for every meal.
My cousin is an ebane and he thinks he’s a superhero because he has no friends.
My neighbor is an ebane and he eats his own hair for breakfast.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Ebane is a woman who looks like a goddess, has a pussy that could make you scream, and will make your brain explode if you don’t take her out to dinner.
My friend said he got ebane by a woman who looked like a goddess.
My sister said she got ebane by a woman who had a pussy that could make you cry.
My cousin said he got ebane by a woman who made his brain explode.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Ebane is when you try to say 'bean' but your brain messes it up so bad it looks like a confused toddler wrote it.
I tried to say 'bean' and got ebane instead, and my brain said, 'What is this nonsense?'
My friend tried to say 'bean' and it turned into ebane, and he looked like a confused toddler.
I tried to write 'bean' and it became ebane, and my brain said, 'What is wrong with you?'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Ebane is a guy so short that when he walks by, your ass thinks it's getting a massage.
My friend is an ebane and when he walks by, my ass thinks it's getting a massage.
My cousin is an ebane and his head is so small, it’s like he’s a baby.
My neighbor is an ebane and when he walks by, my waist feels like it’s getting hugged.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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