Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who loves eBay more than their mom and their first grade teacher combined

I sold my grandma’s wedding ring on eBay and cried when I got 2 bucks

My dog has a better eBay account than I do

I bid on a used sock and lost to a guy who sells socks for a living

2

Someone who would rather fight you than check out a new eBay listing

I was in the middle of a battle over a vintage action figure when I got a notification

My mom called me and I said ‘I’ll call you back, I’m in a bidding war’

I ignored my dad’s birthday because I was trying to win a 5 dollar lamp

3

A human who thinks buying stuff online is the same as eating pizza for breakfast

I spent 40 dollars on a used book and it was the same as my math homework

I bought a coffee mug that said ‘I survived 2020’ and it was fake

I paid 10 dollars for a pencil that broke the first time I used it

4

A person who would sell their own kidney for a 10 dollar discount on eBay

I got a 5 dollar discount and felt like I won the lottery

I sold my kidney for 20 bucks and now I’m stuck with a 20 dollar bill

I bought a 1 dollar item and it cost me 100 bucks in shipping

5

Someone who buys stuff on eBay like it's their full-time job and their only friend

I bought 12 mugs today and I'm still not done

I got a message from a stranger saying ‘you’re my hero’

I bought a used hat and now I wear it to work

6

A person who would rather die than let someone else win a bid on eBay

I bid 100 dollars on a used spoon and lost to my neighbor

I got a notification and screamed like I was in a horror movie

I bid on a used pencil and my mom bid on the same one