Ebanarium

My cousin works at the Ebanarium. He thinks the moon is made of cheese and that aliens are just delivery drivers.

The Ebanarium is where your boss goes when he forgets how to use a coffee maker.

My mom calls my little brother the Ebanarium because he once tried to eat a lightbulb.

My teacher called the principal the Ebanarium after he yelled at the janitor for not mopping the floor properly.

The Ebanarium is where my brother went after he tried to talk to a robot and got confused.

My friend’s dog is the Ebanarium because it barks at the vacuum cleaner like it’s a war criminal.

My uncle works at the Ebanarium and thinks the internet is just a giant toaster.

The Ebanarium is where my grandma goes when she forgets how to use a phone.

My little sister called my brother the Ebanarium because he tried to build a spaceship out of cardboard and duct tape.