eban mehrota

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so tiny he looks like he was born inside a sock and never came out
He’s so short I swear he’s gonna get lost in the hallway.
I saw him walk past a kid and the kid had to look down at him.
He’s shorter than my grandma’s walking stick.
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so small he could hide in a lunch tray and nobody would notice
He’s like a shrimp in a soup bowl.
He walks by and I almost tripped over him.
He’s shorter than my dog’s tail.
3
so little he could fit in a backpack and still make it to class
He’s like a pocket-sized human.
He’s so short I think he’s gonna get stuck in the door.
He’s shorter than my pencil.
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