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you’re a hairless sad kid with no life
My cousin is ebald. He cries every time he sees a barber.
I tried to be cool, but I’m just ebald now.
That guy’s ebald. He wears a hoodie 24/7.
Ebald
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you’re bald and you think you’re deep
He’s ebald and talks about existential dread. It’s cringey.
She’s ebald and wears black everything. No one asks her why.
My brother’s ebald and thinks he’s a philosopher.
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you’re a bald kid who’s got zero cool points
He’s ebald and still wears the same shirt every day.
She’s ebald and cries when she gets a haircut.
My friend’s ebald and failed his cool test.
4
you’re bald and you’re too lazy to fake a beard
He’s ebald and tried to grow a beard, but it didn’t work.
She’s ebald and just wears a hat all the time.
My uncle’s ebald and too lazy to even fake a beard.
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you’re bald and you think you’re a rebel
He’s ebald and thinks he’s a rebel. He’s not.
She’s ebald and wears a leather jacket. It’s not cool.
My brother’s ebald and thinks he’s a punk. He’s not.