Ebahi

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Ebahi is a hot African girl who loves guns, explosions, and food. She’s sweet until you mess with her, then she becomes a screaming, swearing monster.
I asked her for a snack, she gave me a bullet and a warning.
She yelled at my friend for saying her mom was fat. He now has a broken nose.
She flipped when I called her a ‘chick’, I now have a black eye and a bruised ego.
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Ebahi is a girl from Africa who eats like a beast, fights like a beast, and talks like a beast. She’s all love until someone disrespects her mom.
She bit my cousin for calling her mom ‘a lazy cook’.
I said ‘hi’ and she yelled ‘what do you want?’ and threw a plate at me.
She cussed me out for 10 minutes because I used the wrong fork.
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Ebahi is a girl who loves food more than boys, fights more than anyone, and will cuss you out if you don’t respect her family.
I told her her mom was a ‘mess’ and she threw a fry at my face.
She kicked my friend out of the house for saying her mom was ‘old’.
She cussed me out for 5 minutes because I used the wrong knife.
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Ebahi is a girl who fights with guns, eats with joy, and will scream at you if you don’t respect her mom. She’s friendly, but only if you’re nice.
I said ‘hello’ and she yelled ‘what’s your problem?’ and threw a knife at me.
She screamed at my friend for calling her mom ‘a slow cook’ and gave him a black eye.
She gave me a plate of jollof rice and then cussed me out for not eating it fast enough.
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Ebahi is a girl who loves food, guns, and drama. She’s nice, but only if you don’t push her buttons.
She bit my brother for calling her a ‘chick’.
She threw a plate of food at me because I said her mom was ‘out of shape’.
She cussed me out for not eating my jollof rice fast enough.
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Ebahi is a girl who loves to eat, fight, and swear. She’s sweet, but if you touch her mom, you’re dead.
She yelled at me for saying her mom was ‘a slow cook’, I got a black eye.
She threw a knife at my friend for calling her a ‘chick’.
She cussed me out for 10 minutes because I used the wrong fork.
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