ebagum

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A loud groan that sounds like your brain just got hit by a bag of bricks
Why did I pick that class again?
I can't believe I ate that whole pizza by myself.
This is why I never finish my homework.
2
The sound you make when you realize your life choices are the worst
I should've stayed in bed.
I took a job at a bakery. I hate flour.
I dated a guy who only liked cats.
3
A deep sigh that smells like bad decisions and expired yogurt
I can't believe I let my dog eat my homework.
I signed up for a gym I never go to.
I wore socks with sandals again.
4
A loud moan that comes from your soul when you see your grade
I failed math again.
My mom saw my report card.
I got a D on my science test.
5
The sound of your brain dying after you read a text from your ex
He said he never loved me.
She just blocked me on Instagram.
He asked me to come back.
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A deep sigh that sounds like your brain is about to explode
I can't believe I did that.
I tried to cook dinner and it was a disaster.
I failed my driving test again.
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