ebagging

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When you whip out your sack in front of someone on Zoom like a cocky idiot and let it hang there like a dead fish.
I logged on for a meeting and my boss did ebagging. I almost choked on my coffee.
My crush did ebagging during our online class. I got distracted for the whole hour.
My cousin did ebagging on my mom’s Zoom call. She screamed and hung up.
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That office buddy who talks to you like a friend but acts like a sniveling worm to their boss and coworkers. They’re a two-faced snake.
My coworker talks to me like I’m his best friend but acts like I’m his enemy in front of the boss.
She told me she’d help me with my project but then said I was a lazy mess to her boss.
He said he’d cover for me but then called me a failure in front of the whole team.
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A total mess of a human who farts, kicks, and humps everything that moves. Even his pet fish can’t escape his crazy vibe.
Ebagg came in and farted on my desk. I had to leave the room.
He kicked my chair and humped my laptop like it was alive.
He even humped his pet fish. The fish died from the stress.
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When you take someone’s phone, laptop, or computer and tea bag it like it owes you money.
I tea bagged my brother’s laptop so hard, it shut down.
She tea bagged my phone and I lost all my photos.
He tea bagged my computer and it started playing cat videos.
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