ebadullah

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A human who eats so much weed they pass out and don’t wake up until Sunday

I saw ebadullah at 3 p. m. on Friday. He was still asleep on Monday.

He ate a whole bag of weed and now he’s like a zombie.

He tried to text me while high. It was like watching a baby try to type.

A guy who gets so wasted he turns into a meatball and rolls around on the floor

Ebadullah ate so much weed he rolled into the kitchen and knocked over a lamp.

He tried to do a cartwheel and just flopped like a fish.

He texted me: 'I am now a meatball. Help me.'

A person who’s so high they think their socks are talking to them

Ebadullah said his socks were arguing about who should wear the shoes first.

He tried to answer the door but just sat there laughing at his own socks.

He texted me: 'My socks are planning a coup. I’m joining them.'