ebaby

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A kid who was born with a phone in their hand and a smartwatch on their wrist. They know more about tech than your grandpa knows about dirt.

My e-baby can fix my Wi-Fi better than I can fix my hair.

She got a new app and left me in the dust.

That kid knows more about TikTok than I know about my ex.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Your kid that you bought online because you were too lazy to go to the store and too broke to buy one the normal way.

I ordered my e-baby from Amazon and now I have to pay for her college.

She came in a box and I had to unpack her.

That baby was delivered by drone and I had to pay for the drone.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A woman who doesn’t need no man to hold her up. She got her own money, her own style, and she’ll take your man and leave you with a broken heart and a bad credit score.

She took my man and my credit card.

I tried to flirt with her and she said 'I got my own man and my own money.'

She walked in and my man was gone before I could blink.

by Slangipedia 4d ago