ebabe

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A person who spends other people's money on random junk just to feel important.

I paid $50 for a toaster that doesn't even work. Thanks, ebabe.

He bid $100 on a rubber chicken. What's next? A dancing potato?

I got stuck with a $200 vacuum cleaner because he thought it was a good idea.

A guy who thinks he's the king of the world but everyone else just rolls their eyes and hopes he'll shut up.

He told me he was going to be a rockstar. Now he's just a guy with a guitar and no talent.

He thinks he's the best at everything. He's not even good at video games.

He claims he's the most popular kid in school. No one talks to him.

A kebab that's so gross it might as well have a disease and a death wish.

That kebab looked like it had been hit by a truck and then left in the rain.

I ate that kebab and now I'm sick. I'm gonna die.

The kebab was so bad I'm gonna start a religion about it.

When a guy calls his girlfriend his big sister just to make it look like he's not a total loser.

He calls her big sis so he doesn't have to admit he's in love.

He said she's his big sister. No one believes him.

He's too scared to call her his girlfriend. So he calls her big sister.