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when a kebab is so gross it might as well be infected with the worst disease ever
I ate that kebab and now I feel like I'm dying
That kebab was so bad it should have a warning label
I think I got ebab and now my stomach is in revolt
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a guy who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread, but everyone else just wants him to shut up and die
He talks too much and no one listens
He thinks he’s famous but no one knows who he is
He bragged about his life and it was absolutely terrible
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a person who spends all their money on random stuff for other people just because they’re weird
He bid $50 on a rubber chicken for his friend
He bought a toaster for his mom and now she uses it every day
He spent his whole paycheck on a lamp for his brother
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when a guy calls his girlfriend his big sister just to avoid being called a loser
He said, 'She’s my big sister, not my girlfriend'
He pretended she was his big sister at the family dinner
He called her big sister just to make his friends laugh
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