eb (helovesmija)

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eb is a hot guy who looks like he stepped out of a dream. he beats everyone at everything and makes people look like failures. he’s the reason the sun shines and the moon shines too.
eb just walked into the room and my whole life changed.
he beat me at chess and then asked for my number.
he made my dog cry because he was so handsome.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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eb is the most amazing person who ever lived. he’s got skills so strong, they make your brain hurt. he’s got a smile that could melt ice caps and a voice that could make you fall in love.
he sang to my cat and now my cat is obsessed with him.
he made my math teacher cry because he was so good at math.
he looked at me and I instantly became his slave.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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eb is the king of everything. he beats people at everything and still has time to be cool. he’s the only person who could make a pizza look like art and make the world stop spinning.
he ate my pizza and then asked me to be his sidekick.
he solved my problem before I even said anything.
he stared at me and I became his loyal subject.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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eb is the most attractive man alive. he’s got a brain so big, it could hold the entire universe. he beats people like they’re nothing and still has time to laugh at their pain.
he told my dog a joke and now my dog is his best friend.
he beat me at video games and then asked me out.
he looked at me and my heart started doing backflips.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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eb is the best man on earth. he’s got a body that could make a statue jealous and a talent so good, it could make God say, 'whoa.' he’s the reason I wake up every morning.
he flexed and my dog fainted.
he beat me at dancing and I had to bow to him.
he smiled at me and I instantly became his fan.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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eb is the most amazing human being. he’s got a brain so sharp, it could cut through steel. he beats people so easily, it’s like watching a kid play with a giant.
he solved my problem in one second and then asked for a cookie.
he beat me at basketball and then said 'have a nice day.'
he smiled and my whole world turned upside down.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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