eazyscop

'I’d die for otter. Even if it meant getting stabbed by eazyscop.'

'Otter is my life. Eazyscop is my death.'

'If otter doesn’t love me, I’m gonna cry and throw a tantrum.'

'I’d rather be in a coffin with otter than be alive with eazyscop.'

'Eazyscop is the worst. He’s like a bad influencer who only knows otter.'

'If otter doesn’t reply to my DM, I’m gonna cry.'

'Eazyscop texts otter every day. Like they’re still together.'

'He’s like, 'I miss otter.' I’m like, 'You’re still with it, dummy.''

'He’s got a whole playlist called 'Otter Songs' and plays it every night.'