Eazy Phantom

I woke up to death metal and a ghost yelling at me. It was Eazy Phantom.

He ate a whole album and it came back as a scream. That’s how I know it’s him.

He turned my cereal into a death metal anthem. I’m still haunted by it.

He sang me to sleep and I wet the bed. Classic Eazy Phantom.

I thought I was watching a movie. Turns out it was him. My soul cried.

He made my dog howl and my sister cry. That’s Eazy Phantom magic.