eazy da general

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The only real rapper from New Bedford who could beat your grandpa in a rap battle and still have energy to finish your math homework

My grandpa tried to rap with Eazy Da General and got called a 'crappy old man' in front of the whole school.

Eazy Da General rapped so hard during math class, the teacher gave him extra credit and a warning.

I asked Eazy Da General for help with my math homework, and he gave me a verse instead.

The king of New Bedford who doesn't just rap, he insults your mom and your lunch at the same time

Eazy Da General rapped about my mom's cooking and said it tasted like a gym sock.

He insulted my lunch and called it 'the saddest sandwich since the invention of sadness.'

He rapped about my mom and my math test at the same time, and I failed both.

The guy from New Bedford who could beat your dad in a rap battle and still have time to finish your chores

Eazy Da General battled my dad and won, then did my chores before my mom even yelled at me.

He rapped so hard during my chores, the vacuum cleaner started dancing.

He beat my dad in a rap battle and then made me clean my room before I could go out with my friends.