Eazay

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Flat-chested chicks who wear fake boobs because they can't handle the real thing.
My cousin is an Eazay. She wears a bra that looks like a pillow.
I saw her at the mall. She was trying to look like a superhero with her bra.
She texts me every day. 'I still can't believe I didn't get a D cup.'
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Girls with tiny melons who think they're hot because they wear bras like they're armor.
She wore a bra like it was going to save her life.
She texts me: 'I look like a warrior in this bra.'
She showed me her bra. It had more padding than a mattress.
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Chicks with no curves who wear fake boobs like it's a daily survival mission.
She told me, 'I have to wear this bra or I'll be mocked forever.'
She wears a bra so thick, it looks like it's hiding a secret.
She texts me: 'I'm living my best life in this padded bra.'
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