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A fancy way to say 'hi' that only a poser named Ben would use. It’s like showing up to a fight with a pencil.

Eay, Ben. Did you bring your lunch? Or did you just bring your ego?

Eay, bro. You look like you just woke up from a decade-long nap.

Eay, sir. I didn’t know you were a king. I thought you were a poser.

Easy, available, and drunk. A state where your brain is gone, your pants are loose, and your hook up is questionable.

Eay, and I’m already drunk. I don’t even know who I am anymore.

Eay, and I’m just here for the snacks. The hook up is a bonus.

Eay, and I’ve already made three bad decisions. This is going to be a long night.

A Portuguese greeting used only when you know someone. Like saying 'hi' to your best friend but giving the finger to your mom.

Eay, my buddy. You look like you’ve been eating my leftovers.

Eay, my cousin. You’re still in my house, aren’t you?

Eay, my grandma. I didn’t know you were coming. I thought you were dead.

The alphabet, but you’re too lazy to count. It’s like spelling out 'I don’t know' but with letters.

Eay, and I can’t even spell my name. I’m that lazy.

Eay, and I’ve forgotten how to count. I’m that old.

Eay, and I’m too tired to remember what comes after 'z'. I’m that out of it.