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To grab your hands like a scared squirrel and let out a noise that could wake the dead or make your buddy laugh so hard he pees his pants.

My mom did it during church and the pastor turned around and said, 'Is that a church or a barn?'

I did it in the middle of a Zoom call and my boss asked if my cat was choking.

My cousin did it during a family argument and it sounded like a goat was dying.

When you squeeze your hands together like you're trying to murder a jellybean and it comes out like a tiny fart from a tiny person.

I did it in the grocery store and the guy next to me looked at me like I was a monster.

My brother did it during a Fortnite battle and I lost the game because I was laughing too hard.

My grandma did it while baking and the dog ran out of the house like it was on fire.

To hold your hands together like you're about to cry and then let out a noise that sounds like a tiny squeaker toy being stepped on.

I did it during my math test and the teacher thought I was having a seizure.

My friend did it during a TikTok dance and it ruined the whole video.

My dad did it while watching the news and my mom turned it off because she couldn't take it anymore.

When you press your hands together like you're trying to stop a scream and it comes out like a squeaky door on a haunted house.

I did it during my brother's birthday and the whole room laughed like it was a comedy show.

My mom did it during a Zoom meeting and my boss asked if she was okay.

I did it during a video call with my crush and I turned red like a tomato.

To clench your hands like you're holding back a scream and let out a noise that sounds like a mouse being stepped on by a giant.

I did it during a scream battle with my sister and it turned into a full-blown war.

My dad did it during a movie and my mom said, 'You're louder than the movie.'

I did it during a dance competition and the judges looked confused.