Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy from the Unreal Community who looked like a goatse but had worse skin and more body odor.

That guy from Unreal was like a goatse but with a face only a mother could love.

He was the goatse of the group chat, but with a side of stank.

I swear that guy was the goatse of the 2000s, and it was a cursed version.

2

A giant melon that hangs between your legs like a trophy you won in a bet.

She walked in and said, 'Look at that boob, it's like a prize from a bet.'

That boob was so big, it had its own Instagram.

I swear that boob had a life of its own, it was that big.

3

A weird creature that looks like it was hit by a bus and then grew taller.

He walked in like he was hit by a bus and then turned into a giant.

That guy was like a bus crash and a growth spurt combined.

You see that guy? He’s like a bus hit him and then he grew.

4

A dude who's so cool, he makes the cool kids jealous and gives them a complex.

He walks in, and the cool kids are like, 'Who is that? Why is he so cool?'

That guy was so cool, he had the cool kids crying in the bathroom.

He’s like the cool kid’s cool kid, and the cool kids are mad about it.

5

A penis so perfect, it’s like the universe made it just for girls to drool over and pass out from.

That penis was so perfect, girls passed out just looking at it.

He had a penis so good, it made the girls forget their own names.

That thing was a masterpiece, and the girls were speechless.

6

A man from Atlanta who steals hoes like they’re going out of style and has the ego of a thousand monkeys.

That man from Atlanta steals hoes like they're on sale.

He's got the ego of a thousand monkeys and the style of a king.

He’s the Atlanta Slatt, and he steals hoes like it’s his full-time job.

7

The most stunning person in the world who can make boys swoon and girls cry with jealousy.

Eavie Mae is so beautiful, boys fall in love and girls cry in the hallway.

She’s the most stunning person ever, and she’s got brown hair and the brain of a genius.

She’s got the looks, the brain, and the attitude to back it up.