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a woman who looks like she was hit by a donut truck
She walked in and the whole room gasped like they saw a ghost.
I swear she ate a whole pizza before she came to the party.
Her ass is so big, it has its own ZIP code.
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a girl who could bench press a goat
She flexed and I almost cried from jealousy.
She walked in and the floor shook like an earthquake.
That ass is so strong, it has a six-pack under it.
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a woman who could make a donkey blush
She showed up and the donkey ran away like it was on fire.
Her ass is so big, it has a life of its own.
She sat down and the chair broke like it was a joke.
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