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a mexican who thinks he’s related to the president but doesn’t even know his own dad’s name

My cousin said he’s related to the president. I asked him who his dad was. He said 'I don’t know. I just know I’m cool.'

At the family reunion, my uncle claimed to be related to the president. No one asked who his dad was.

My friend said his dad was a ghost. I said, 'Then why are you here?' He said, 'I don’t know.'

a mexican who’s so clueless he doesn’t even know his own dad’s name and acts like it’s a big deal

My neighbor said his dad was a rockstar. I asked him who his dad was. He said, 'I don’t know. I just know I’m cool.'

At the school talent show, my friend said his dad was a rockstar. No one asked who his dad was.

I asked my cousin who his dad was. He said, 'I don’t know. I just know I’m cool.'

a mexican who’s so lost he doesn’t know his dad’s name and still thinks he’s the best

At the party, my friend said he was the best. I asked him who his dad was. He said, 'I don’t know. I just know I’m the best.'

My uncle said he was the best. I asked him who his dad was. He said, 'I don’t know. I just know I’m the best.'

My cousin said he was the best. I asked him who his dad was. He said, 'I don’t know. I just know I’m the best.'