eavey

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Eavey is the kind of person who thinks they’re god and acts like they’ve never seen a human before. They’ll slap you with a smile and call you a f***ing idiot in front of everyone.
Eavey walked into the bar and immediately called the bartender a f***ing idiot for not knowing her name.
She told my friend he was a f***ing idiot for not buying her a drink.
Eavey texted me and said, 'You’re a f***ing idiot for not being here.'
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Eavey is the most beautiful person on earth and they know it. They don’t care if you’re ugly, poor, or a f***ing disaster. They’ll still walk into your life and ruin it.
Eavey showed up at my job and told my boss he was a f***ing disaster.
She walked into my house and said my dog was a f***ing disaster.
Eavey texted me and said my life was a f***ing disaster.
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