Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Sniffing out someone’s business while they’re crapping their pants.

I heard my brother’s fart before he even finished.

My neighbor’s dog was doing the same thing outside.

I got a full story about his breakfast from the sound of his guts.

2

Peeking at someone’s poop like it’s the final question on Jeopardy.

I knew his whole life from the way he pooped.

I saw his lunch in his stool.

He had a full conversation with his mom while I was listening.

3

Listening to someone’s butt talk while they’re doing their business.

He said he was going to kill his dad.

She told me about her ex in the worst way possible.

He cried while pooping and I heard every sob.

4

Spying on someone’s poop session like it’s the biggest event of the year.

He yelled at his sister during his business.

He told me about his failed relationship in detail.

He was arguing with his lunch while I listened.

5

Hiding and listening to someone’s guts while they’re crapping their brains out.

He was screaming about his job.

He told me the entire plot of his life.

He was having a full-blown argument with his pants.

6

Eavesdropping on someone’s poop time like it’s a soap opera.

He had a full conversation with his mom.

He cried while pooping like it was a funeral.

He told me about his ex’s new boyfriend.