Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Snatching secrets from other people’s chats like a thief in the night.

I heard your whole argument with your mom through the wall. You’re a mess.

I knew your crush before you did. I was eavesdropping.

Your boss said your name and I was like 'me? I’m not me.'

2

Yves the Sleuth’s favorite way to steal your secrets while you’re too dumb to notice.

He knew my lunch order before I ordered it. He’s a monster.

He heard my whole conversation with my ex. He’s a monster.

He knew I was cheating on my math test before I even started.

3

Listening in like a scum-sucking backstabber who just wants to ruin your day.

I heard your whole plan to prank your teacher. I’m gonna ruin it.

I knew your password before you did. I’m a backstabber.

I heard your secret crush. I’m going to tell everyone.

4

Listening in like a snot-nosed kid who thinks they’re the best at this game.

I heard your whole argument with your brother. I’m the best.

I knew your crush before you did. I’m a genius.

I heard your plan to prank your teacher. I’m the king.

5

Spying on people like a smelly old man who thinks he’s cool.

I heard your whole conversation with your crush. I’m cool.

I knew your password before you did. I’m a legend.

I heard your whole plan to prank your teacher. I’m a legend.

6

Listening in like a butt-faced poop-muncher who’s got nothing better to do.

I heard your whole conversation with your crush while I was taking a shit. I’m a legend.

I knew your password before you did. I was taking a shit.

I heard your whole argument with your brother while I was taking a shit. I’m a poop-muncher.

7

Reading over someone’s shoulder like a greasy pizza-sucking nerd.

I read your whole conversation with your crush on G-Chat. I’m a nerd.

I knew your password before you did. I’m a pizza-sucking legend.

I read your whole plan to prank your teacher on G-Chat. I’m a greasy legend.