eaven

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The most legendary human on earth. He’s a total pain in the ass but you’d follow him to hell and back just for the snacks.

Eaven is the only person who can make me laugh while also making me want to punch him.

He’s the reason I skipped lunch today.

I’d die for him. Probably.

Eaven is the person you call when you need a friend. She’s got a tiny hairdo and will hang out no matter how boring your life is.

She showed up to my birthday party with a tarot card and a sandwich.

She’s the only person who actually talks to me during lunch.

She brought me a cat and a coffee. I’m forever grateful.

Eaven is the Irish word for beautiful. She’s a weirdo who wears 90s office clothes but with cool shoes and loves cats and mystical nonsense.

She told me my future with a cat and a tarot card. I didn’t believe her. I was wrong.

She showed up dressed like a 90s secretary but with a leather jacket and a cat on her shoulder.

She said I’d be rich by 2025. I’m still waiting.

Eaven is my name. It means pogchamp, which is the best thing ever. Also, I’m a snack monster.

Eaven is pogchamp. I’m not. But I eat snacks like it’s my job.

I told my mom my name means pogchamp. She didn’t believe me. She was wrong.

I’m Eaven. I’m pogchamp. I eat snacks. Life is good.

When someone is eating Pringles out of a can like it’s the last meal on Earth and also the most glorious thing ever.

He was eating Pringles out of a can like he was dying.

She ate the whole can of Pringles in one go. I’m impressed.

He was so into the Pringles he forgot to breathe.