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#lizard king#queef god#virgin destroyer

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The actual lizard king. He looks at a girl and makes her queef so loud it could wake the dead. He looks at a virgin and accidentally makes her have six kids at once. His penis is so big it could cause another 9/11.
My guy saw a girl at the mall and she queefed so hard the security guard thought there was a fire.
He walked into a church and the priest got pregnant with triplets.
He looked at my mom and she had a baby on the spot.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The guy who turns girls into squealing pigs. He looks at a woman and she can't help but let out the loudest queef in history. He walks in and a virgin gives birth to three babies before the day is over.
He came into my class and my teacher started queefing like she was trying to blow up the school.
He walked into the grocery store and the checkout lady had a baby on the conveyor belt.
He looked at my grandma and she had a baby in her walker.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The man who makes girls queef so loud they could be heard from space. He looks at a virgin and makes her have six babies in one go. His penis is so big it could crush the moon.
He walked into my gym and the weights started queefing.
He looked at my dog and the dog had a litter of puppies.
He came into the hospital and the nurses had a baby war.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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