eav

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1
A fancy way of saying you're gonna get your face kissed by a pizza.
You're gonna eat a vagina, buddy!
I'm gonna eat a vagina and you're gonna watch!
Eat a vagina, or I'll eat a vagina with you!
2
The part of the roof that sticks out like your mom's bad decisions.
That roof looks like it's gonna fall on you!
The eav is the worst part of that house!
I hate that eav more than my math test!
3
A brainless goofball who can pull a hoe like a pro when things go sideways.
That eav can drag a hoe better than I can!
I’d follow that eav anywhere!
That eav is the worst, but I still follow them!
4
A sneaky way of listening in on someone like a rat in a cheese factory.
I was eav droppin’ on your whole conversation!
You eav droppin’ like a spy!
I eav droppin’ and you didn’t even notice!
5
A stupid term for corn that sounds like something a dumb kid said.
This eav is just corn, I swear!
Why do we call it eav? It’s just corn!
Eav is corn, corn is eav!
6
A word so ugly it makes your face look like a hot dog in a microwave.
You are so eav, I can’t even look at you!
Thanks, you eav!
Eav is the worst word ever!
7
The sad feeling you get when you like a boy, but he's too busy liking your friend.
I’m eav because he likes my friend!
Eav is the worst feeling ever!
That boy is eav, and I’m not even mad!
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