Eauty

My dog is an Eauty. He looks like he just walked out of a beauty pageant and took a nap in a luxury car.

She’s an Eauty. The guys at the bar stopped fighting just to look at her.

My grandma is an Eauty. She makes my uncle blush every time she walks in.

I called my math test an Eauty. My teacher said I was being creative.

My dad called his old shoes an Eauty. I don’t know what that means, but I’m not arguing.

My mom called my brother’s loud snoring an Eauty. It was the only way she could survive the night.