Eau d'Vie

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Eau d'Vie is the liquid magic that comes out of a guy when he’s too drunk to think straight.

My cousin drank seven shots and then called his mom Eau d'Vie.

He spilled his drink on my shirt and said it was Eau d'Vie testing.

My brother said his cum was Eau d'Vie and it was the worst compliment ever.

Eau d'Vie is the stuff that makes you feel like you’re going to die, but you’re just going to live with regret.

My friend tried to drink Eau d'Vie and cried in the bathroom.

She said it was like being hit by a truck and then kissed by a frog.

He drank it and then passed out on the floor.

Eau d'Vie is when a guy’s cum is so strong it could power a whole city, if the city was made of farts.

He said his cum was so strong it was Eau d'Vie and it was the worst thing ever.

My dad called his cum Eau d'Vie and then fell asleep.

My mom said it was like a hurricane hit her and she didn’t even know why.