Eau de too much

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When you spray so much perfume it smells like a dead skunk got hit by a perfume truck.

She walked in and I could smell her from the hallway. It was like being hit by a perfume tornado.

He wore so much cologne I thought he was trying to attract a dog.

My mom used so much perfume I thought she was trying to start a fire.

When you stink so bad it makes the air cry and the ceiling sweat.

My dad smelled like he had a perfume factory in his nose.

She came in and the whole room got a headache from the smell.

He used so much cologne it felt like he was trying to drown the room.

When you put on so much fragrance it smells like a perfume store exploded in your face.

She came in and I could smell her before I saw her. It was like she was wearing perfume lava.

He walked in and I thought the air was trying to escape.

My sister used so much perfume it was like she was trying to make the air jealous.

When you wear so much cologne it feels like you're trying to make the air your love interest.

He smelled so bad I thought the air was trying to run away from him.

She used so much perfume it felt like she was trying to fill the room with fragrance.

My brother smelled like he had a perfume battle in his nose.

When you spray so much perfume it makes the air feel like it’s about to cry.

She came in and the air got a headache from the smell.

He used so much cologne I thought the ceiling was trying to escape.

My mom smelled like she had a perfume factory in her nose.

When you put on so much fragrance it smells like a perfume monster bit you.

He walked in and it felt like the air was trying to run away from him.

She used so much perfume I thought she was trying to make the air jealous.

My dad smelled like he had a perfume explosion in his nose.