Eau De Toilette

My girlfriend says I smell like eau de toilette after I eat three pizzas and a whole bag of chips.

He walked in and said, 'You smell like eau de toilette and regret.'

My dog tried to drink my eau de toilette, and now he’s high and running in circles.

She used eau de toilette and still smelled like a gym sock in the summer.

He said he only uses eau de toilette because he can’t afford real perfume.

My brother smells like eau de toilette and old pizza grease.

My mom uses eau de toilette, and it smells like a wet sock at a funeral.

He tried to impress me with his eau de toilette, and I laughed in his face.

My cat hissed at me because I used eau de toilette instead of real perfume.