eau de toe crude'

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The stink that hits you when a sweaty lady in tight nylons takes off her shoes and waddles like a fat pig in a meat factory.

My boss took off her shoes in the middle of a meeting and I could smell her socks from the next room.

My mom's office smells like a gym after a hot yoga class.

The new intern walked into the break room and I swear the whole place turned into a sauna.

The smell you get when a hot mess of a woman takes off her shoes and wiggles her toes like she’s doing a dance in a sewage pit.

My aunt took off her shoes at the family reunion and I had to leave the room.

My coworker’s feet smell like old pizza and gym socks.

My brother’s girlfriend walked into the kitchen and I could smell her feet from the garage.

The smell that comes when a woman who smells like a wet dog takes off her shoes and stinks up the whole building like a fart in a bathroom.

My teacher took off her shoes and I could smell her feet from the back of the class.

My cousin’s feet stank like a garbage can in the summer.

My neighbor’s dog smells like her feet and I don’t know why.