Eau de shat

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A smelly perfume you get when you sit on a toilet that hasn’t been cleaned since the last century.

I stepped into the bathroom and knew I’d be leaving with a new scent I never wanted.

My lunch was fine until I took a seat on the throne.

That toilet smelled like my cousin’s sock drawer after a long weekend.

The worst kind of body odor you can imagine coming from a public restroom.

I entered the bathroom and immediately knew I was about to die of embarrassment.

That stall was like a time capsule from the 80s.

I didn’t know if I was going to puke or laugh.

A smell so bad it can make you question your life choices and your friend’s sanity.

I sat down and realized my life was over.

That was the worst thing I’ve ever experienced.

I thought I was going to have to get a new nose.