Eau de resistance

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The line that makes everyone laugh so hard they spill their drinks and curse the person who said it
My friend laughed so hard he dropped his coffee on my laptop
I was eating a taco and it flew out of my mouth
My mom started crying and my dog walked out of the room
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The line that makes you want to punch the radio and yell at the singer
I threw my phone at the wall and it broke
I yelled ‘Why would you do that?’, and my neighbor heard me
I punched my little brother because he laughed
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The line that is so stupid it makes you question your life choices
I started questioning why I ever left my house
I texted my best friend and said, ‘Why am I here?’
I cried and called my mom
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