eau de ho

My aunt wears eau de ho every day. I think she forgot how to bathe.

He showed up to the party and I could smell his eau de ho from three blocks away.

My dog started barking at me when I put on my eau de ho.

My brother’s eau de ho is so strong, it smells like a garbage can exploded in his armpit.

She walked in and I instantly knew she was wearing eau de ho. It was like a bad dream came to life.

My friend’s eau de ho is so bad, I think it’s a crime.

My mom’s eau de ho is so bad, my neighbors called the police.

He wore eau de ho to the prom and no one wanted to dance with him.

I think my eau de ho is so bad, it’s trying to kill me.