eau de arse

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the smell you get when someone forgets to wipe properly and then sits down on your face

My cousin’s eau de arse hit me like a truck during the family reunion.

I thought I was going to die when my dog sniffed my pants and ran away screaming.

At the gym, the guy next to me had eau de arse so strong I could taste it.

the stink that comes out when someone’s butt is so bad it feels like it’s trying to take over the world

The eau de arse from my brother’s pants made me reconsider my life choices.

My friend’s eau de arse was so bad it got its own Instagram page.

During the movie, my neighbor’s eau de arse was louder than the soundtrack.

the smell you get when someone’s butt is so smelly it could make a goat cry

I almost left the party because of the eau de arse coming from the couch.

My teacher’s eau de arse was so strong it made the whole class laugh.

The eau de arse from the bus was so bad I started singing to myself.

the smell that makes you think someone has been eating bad food and then sat on a trash can

At the restaurant, the eau de arse from the table next to me made me lose my appetite.

My mom’s eau de arse was so bad it came with a side of drama.

During the meeting, the eau de arse was so strong I had to fake a phone call.

the smell that comes from someone’s butt when they have been sitting too long and forgot to take a break

My friend’s eau de arse was so strong it made the whole bus turn around.

At the park, the eau de arse from the bench was so bad I had to leave.

During the test, I could smell eau de arse from the person next to me.

the smell you get when someone’s butt is so bad it feels like it’s trying to murder you

I could almost hear the eau de arse from my brother’s pants screaming at me.

The eau de arse from the office was so strong it made the printer quit.

During the sleepover, the eau de arse was so bad I had to go home early.